An outbreak of the zombie virus spread across the globe overnight. Some say it’s man-made. Others claim it’s from outer space. Either way, TEOTWAWKI is here.
If you’re reading this, you’re one of the few survivors still with Internet. The following is the best zombie gear for the apocalypse from the Living Ready Store. Good luck.
1) Best Zombie Machete: Woodman’s Pal Military
Everyone knows that the only way to kill a zombie is through decapitation. And if you don’t, you will soon. Zombies are squirrely sunuvaguns, so you’ll need gear that can really pack a bite on contact.
Outfit yourself with the Woodman’s Pal Military Premium with Canvas Sheath & Stone. The beefy blade was originally designed to clear brush, chop firewood, make kindling and a ton more. You’ll need it close by for switching between camp work and old-fashioned zombie throat-bustin’.
- 16.5” overall length
- 5” Military style soft leather grip with steel knuckle guard
- High carbon steel blade hardened to Rockwell C47
- Leather wrist strap
- Weight: 25 oz.
Get the Woodman’s Pal Military Premium with Canvas Sheath & Stone from the Living Ready Store while you still can.
2) Best Zombie Emergency Radio: Eton American Red Cross FRX 3
For the latest news on the zombie outbreak, you’ll need a radio that doesn’t run out of batteries. So long as you can turn a hand crank 360 degrees, you’ll always be in touch with the Eton American Red Cross FRX 3.
Here’s what Living Ready‘s Corey Graff had to say in his Eton FRX 3 review shortly before joining the legions on the undead:
The FRX3 is small, just 7.875″ high x 7″ wide x 3.5″ deep, but it’s packed with useful features, including a built in solar panel and rechargeable Ni-MH battery (3.6V/600mAh) for extended use when grocery stores aren’t stocking batteries. It also plays on 3 AAA batteries, for times when the sun isn’t out.
Click here to get the best zombie emergency radio from the Living Ready Store.
Warning: Despite the world ending, this radio may still pick up Top 40 stations. Use with extreme caution.